Wonderland

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*wakes up from long coma* *rubs eyes* what kidz bop are we on

ok i have to go do homework but leave tips in my ask thank u i’ll be back

mesonoxian-basorexia:

he aged 40 years when he got kicked in the face

mesonoxian-basorexia:

he aged 40 years when he got kicked in the face

Yeah I was inexperienced my first time but the boy wasn't and u just have to relax and it came totally naturally I mean we were also drunk but yeah don't stress making out is great. Make sure you take initiative sometimes like initiate tongue action or suck on a lip but mostly just go with the flow.
Anonymous

okok

peruvianfitchick:

thinkinq:

i made this hat all by myself 

😂

i don’t get what’s funny this hat is cool af

peruvianfitchick:

thinkinq:

i made this hat all by myself 

😂

i don’t get what’s funny this hat is cool af

if you're worried about making out just skip it and go straight to sucking his dick works every time
Anonymous

we will be in a movie theatre but ok

kardashy:

maybe the best vine ever

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

vibhrancy:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

weepingdildo:

miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips 

weepingdildo:

miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips 


Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

armadillo:

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager