Wonderland

hotlocalsingle:

DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS 

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

Next time you need to just go for it. All or nothing. Because who knows that could've been the best date of your life and your relationship with him could've progressed exponentially but now you don't know. Life is about taking risks.
Anonymous

yeah that’s tru but nerves always seem to get the best of me

what? were you too nervous?
Anonymous

yeah i was nervous 

Good luck on your date
Anonymous

i ended up making up an excuse and bailing on him lol

classyhoothoot:

skatles:

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND

also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…

isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet

willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself 

officialwhitegirls:

2000yr:

What the hell is the science side of tumblr

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wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

fynechina:

danny dorito

fynechina:

danny dorito

helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."
"What about that one?"
"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."

"What about that one?"

"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

vesley:

Sometimes I just get so self conscious of this mole on my face :/

vesley:

Sometimes I just get so self conscious of this mole on my face :/

jaclcfrost:

some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why